"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society."
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"I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes..."
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
"As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two."
"My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look."
"I'd like to have a kid, but I'm not sure I'm ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are."
"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom."
"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own."
"The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing – that's why we recommend it daily."
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific."
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
"Bad decisions make good stories."
"A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory."
"I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"Be happy – it drives people crazy."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"Even a stopped clock is right twice every day."
"Trying is the first step toward failure."
"Always remember that you are unique – just like everybody else."